Monday, December 11, 2006

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Erica said that her husband just got done working on the Spike TV show
'Blade.
He said he may be the aggressor in the whole thing. Howard heard one
part where Grover reminded him of the Steve Langford prank call the
guys
made.

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He said he doesn't like to cum inside a chick so he probably went all
over her.
She also takes a shower every day. He said that every single person
lost
in this weekend's picks.
Ronnie's Party And Ralph's Strange Behavior Discussed. He wanted to
goof
on Artie about his team losing.
FOX News Discussions And Mumbling JD. He said it was a movie about a
girl who had to be a boy to get on a soccer game.
Howard told him that they may let him drink that morning so he can get
through it.
She said she doesn't pay attention to that stuff but Howard found that
hard to believe.
She said that the guys are usually the ones who keep their underwear
on.
Ralph said that her telling him that just once is too much. Richard
said
he didn't shower today and the last time he did shower was on Saturday
afternoon. Gary said that Ralph is just way too cool for their parties.
Howard told Erica that this is not a good interview because she's not
helping him out by telling him why she does this.
Howard said that Erica Durance was there and he talked about how he was
checking out some nude shots of her over at MrSkin. Ralph said that he
has been in a room with other naked guys but he's never fucked another
guy.
He was just telling everyone how much he loves them. Ronnie said that
everyone was worried about Sal and he promised nothing would go wrong.
Howard said that he beat off to this porn chick Carmen Luvana last
night. She's way into that kind of stuff.
Howard got Blue on the phone a short time later and asked her if she
knows what's going on.
Ronnie said that it's every party they invite him to. He said that's
the
kind of thing Heroin was made for. They have to check with Chris Kanyon
to see when he's available. com last night before he watched
Smallville.
Howard didn't know when they were going to set that up. Howard asked
Gary when they're going to set up the Blue Iris thing with Artie.
There's some nose picking and other stuff that he does that they try to
cut around as well.
In this latest message Richard's dad talks about one of their dogs
getting pregnant. She said she doesn't pay attention to that stuff but
Howard found that hard to believe.
The guys told Richard that it's not the room, it's him.
Howard said that's what he was talking about with Ralph acting really
weird. Howard said maybe that was what jinxed them. Artie said he's
noticed that as well and that's why he likes Ralph sometimes. Howard
played the clip where Richard goofed on him about being nerdy and
having
a huge penis. He was also watching the Steelers game.
Howard said he would get so shriveled up if he did that.
Blue said she'll make sure that doesn't happen. He wanted to goof on
Artie about his team losing.
Howard asked Artie if the Yankees have become that team that makes it
to
the playoffs and will never make it to the World Series again.
The kid cried for hours according to Richard.
Howard talked about what the club is and how Meg called them one time
to
try and save the club. Howard saw some of the Jets game but didn't see
the whole thing.
He did his Steve Grillo impression while saying that he was going to
remain nameless. She said that people don't get weirded out by it and
the people kind of expect it when they come over. She was saying she
would go and she would like to have sex at the party. Ralph said that
he
has been in a room with other naked guys but he's never fucked another
guy. '' like even he wasn't convinced it didn't look like him. She used
the N-word in one song so the guys were thinking that maybe she was
ahead of her time back then.
Howard talked about what the club is and how Meg called them one time
to
try and save the club. and he couldn't eat anything.
He said he's going to be switching over to a movie discussion show
after
the baseball season is over.
He said they should have done that when the DVD was first released, he
doesn't want to do it now. Laura's Larry King Interview Audio Clips.
Artie asked her how her hygiene was and if she brushes her teeth.
Howard
said it looked like she got breast implants but she claimed it was from
weight lifting.
There is flirting going on but no sex. He lives in New York so he has
to
fly out to California to visit her. He said he's going to be switching
over to a movie discussion show after the baseball season is over.
He was also watching the Steelers game.