Went to the Block with Mr. and Mrs. Hess and family today. Went to eat at Alcatraz Brewery and bit the shit out of my finger while eating a french fry.

In other potentially damaging news, I did a belly flop off of a diving board the other day, and I am still tasting blood sometimes. I think I may have damaged my sinuses. Good times.

I also got a job teaching at the middle school again. Not exactly what I had in mind, but a job nonetheless.

Congrats Mike! Nevar a doubt.