Let's All Welcome Oriental Rugs to the Blog
His name is Art, some of you know him, some of you don't, but I'm pretty sure you'll all end up hating him in the end. Aaron and I know the guy from way back, and then in HS again, thats when Ry met him, and I don't know if anyone else here actually has ever been face to face with the guy. Lucky.
But seriously, here he is, and here is a rundown of the Action Team:
Eric aka Hemo - I keep this thing going. My secret ability is to suffer from Hemophilia. I am unemployed, and am obsessed with Blood Bowl.
Jon aka Ragnar - Jon is the heartless assassin. He is a published writer, enjoys Lil' Bow Wow, and Everway.
Aaron aka Deaf Mute - This guy is the cornerstone to the whole Action Team organization, without his mindless drooling or implanted brain chip, the Team would be nothing. Aaron is known to drink beer in his spare time, he also enjoys bukoffee.
Rudy aka DJ Highend - If you need something moved by telekinesis alone, this shady character is your man. When not saving the world Rudy enjoys creating beats, hot pockets, and pushing the boundaries of the human eyeball by reading the entire Fire and Ice series to date on his computer.
Ryan aka R Dub - When you need this guy in a pinch, he might be hard to track down, due to his special ability of invisibility! When he is alone he enjoys doing nothing because he is always at a pool somewhere.
Johnny aka The Monk of Death - Don't fuck with this guy, he will fucking appear in your fucking bathroom and kick your fucking fuck-ass! Oh FUCK! When not fucking villains up, he enjoys Russian Campaign, Cocoa Pebbles, and talking to girls in movie theaters.
Denis aka Pumpkin - He is the greatest, most competant Vespa get away driver ever to grace the presence of the Action Team. He enjoys not attending school, halflings, and robot tanks driven by fairie elves, and nothing else!
Mike aka The Professor - No one really remembers what this guy does for the Action Team, but I think it has something to do with Indiana Jones and Harry Potter. He enjoys digging holes in dirt.
So there you have it, a brief rundown of what you just got yourself involved with.