OK, I finished prettying up/tweaking the place and now my "doorbell" is all ready for you guys to check out! Thanks Art and Pump for doing some QA on it. :)
You will need to check one thing beforehand. Run over to the really ugly tower next to my house and check the window with the sign on it to see whether you need to throw some gravel in there (it should be pretty obvious from the instructions).
After that, mosey on up to the front door, let yourself into the foyer, and ring the doorbell! No mining blocks or anything after that, but buttons are safe to push.
Probably not gonna be fatal, but you might not want to go in with, like, all your diamonds or anything.
To exit my place, use the iron door in the corner, there's a hard-to-see button next to it.