Jesus! Glad your son is OK!
My wife doesn't have any brothers, and although she's hardly a girly-girl, she doesn't get little boys AT ALL. I try to explain to her that there's nothing to it, basically it's all about mayhem and dick jokes, and she just stares at me. I think if we have any boys she's in for some surprises.
Edit: Almost forgot what I came here to post, holy crap you guys we need to get back into Space Fleet, how perfect are these?