Eclipse sounds shit-hot. Just hope you roll that 9 Intelligence!

I'm put in mind of my own grade-school character, Wilhelm von Hurdygurdy the Fighter. What a bad-ass. Over 30 hit points at 4th level, as I recall....

Enron -- the guy was 22 or so, old enough to know better. Apparently he also fell desperately in love with one of my co-workers, who is married. Then he landed some girl who was on the rebound, who he had been in love with for "over a decade" and incessantly talked about that to everyone for a while. After dating for a week he announced they were going to move in together. Then she dumped him. Then he got fired.