Johnny, your stories are hilarious.

Is there some kind of etiquette? Maybe once you take a "bar girl" on a date it indicates an exit from the typical "bar girl" relationship?

Maybe she's not actually a bar girl but is instead the princess of the phillipines? (I dunno how their government works.)

As for Mike, he seems generally fine but too busy with work. I talked to him about whether he could join Enron and I for some gamin' and his response was no, he couldn't, he had to present a paper today. Today being Sunday. That's pretty much how he is most of the time these days, hopefully things will loosen up at some point so we see more of the dude!