I can tell by the way you read these words you are a nerd. A NERD!!!!!!! Come, give me your hand, let us create a glorious race of Nerd Overlords. We shall have no need of women. Tales of past games with our 1000th level characters will ring throughout the halls of Valhalla. This, this, my friend will be enough. Enough to fill the black void in my soul... You'll make the pain go away won't you? Daddy? Will there be candy for me Daddy..?