| As only Bucci and fans can put it...

Mostly @ eLzar...

Derek (Honolulu, Hawaii) :: In any NHL game, in every camera shot of players on the bench, you'll see at least one guy taking in a mouthful of water and spitting it right at his feet. Hydration and physical fitness rationales aside, if you multiply one mouthful every 15 to 20 seconds over the course of a 3-hour game, we're talking about gallons of backwash on what's got to be the world's funkiest carpet. Where does this tepid moat of nastiness go?

Bucci :: It goes into one of two places: Jiffy Lube or Melrose's hair.

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