Elrockenstein the Hessinator

[Edit: Weird. It showed up after the fact. Removed duplicate info. =) ]

My favorite doctor story was when Michelle was having unbearable abdominal pain and so we went to the emergency room and were seen by this asshole who, after giving her the rudest of female examinations declared "you have (insert venerial disease here)". To which, we asked how that was possible given that we'd been together for 6 going on 7 years at the time. He said "not my problem, you guys have to figure that out" and left the room. Unbelievable. Come to find out, she had a gigantic cyst on her ovary and if it had been 1mm (yes, that's millimeter) larger, it would have required emergency surgery. It burst on its own and with antibiotics she was fine, but.. dude. What an asshole. If it was anyone with a slightly less strong relationship, that might have ended a marriage.