First:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Second, look closely (click to enlarge):
Ha ha, good times.
3) I don't even know what you are talking about Jael. Do you sell PVC pipe now? Or some other plastic related product?