Pimp of the year!


Sorry to hear it Ryan. Women, can't live with them.. can't have masturbatorial fantasies without them. Well, unless you're into sex with livestock, inanimate objects, or Captain Brown Eye anyway. I whole heartedly recommend a year's subscription to Maxim magazine to cure your woes.

I leave you with the immortal words of Flyguy, Pimp of the Year:

Bitch better have my money,
Not some, not part, but ALL my cash.
Bitch better have my money,
Through rain or sleet or snow.
Or I'm going to put my foot straight up her ass.


Chin up, brutha.. you'll be back in the game before ya know it.

Late,

~O.