Monday, September 29, 2003

So, the truth comes out.

So that is what really happened to Allison. All that crap about her calling again was just a clever ruse to cover up the horrible truth about your dark self... BTW Elrock, you are not supposed to pee in them, just jiz. So, I can under stand how you would mistake your less than abundant nut juice for your rather prodigious bladder juice. On another note, Jon, I guess we should only have five hookers. No sense in having eight if he will only 'Do' five of them. I guess we could eliminate Divine Brown and that one Tranny hooker Eddie Murphy likes. You can pick the third one to get rid of. Damn. Well that still leaves us some good ones, besides it save us some hard earned cash we can now spend on games, putting the 'con' back in Prosticon. So let it be said, so let it be heard.

Rudy, that Doonesbury might not be such a bad idea. Unless The Fuhrer, I mean the Chancellor puts a moratorium on recall laws after he is elected.

B prapared for the cheelling sound of your doom'b.