Look, dirt.

My itinerary: Fly Southwest to Houston departing 8.20am, arrival 1.25pm, rent a mini-van, drive 250 miles to Dallas, and sleep. Wake up, do work, drive the mini-van 250 miles back to Houston, do work, sleep. Wake up, drive 90 miles to Beaumont, do work, sleep. Wake up, drive 90 miles to Houston, turn in rental car, fly home, arrive @ 2.30pm in LAX. Lot's of AudBlogs from the road, I guarantee. And I am taking orders for "Don't Mess With Texas" merchandise...

Hey look, more dirt.

Old Kentucky Shark from the Kentucky Nightmare Liquor Corporation. Are you kidding me? How someone could POSSIBLY come up with something that funny is beyond me. And the wheezing shark? Truly, brilliant.