Woman Club for Men

Holy shit Johnny, if I was drinking anything while reading, "take it up the ass like a man" would've made me nose-ejaculate onto the monitor. I went back to pick up some CDs and DVDs from the old apartment today. It was weird. I didn't feel like it was my home anymore. Poor sweet Aaron, I miss him already, but Steve is his new friend now. Today I bought two pairs of pants and talked to a paralegal but I didn't eat any pears. I am finally getting over being sick.

MESSAGE TO AARON: Finish off that roll of film! Everybody needs to inspire Aaron to finish the roll of film. There are pictures on it that will be very, very chilling, yet amusing.