Aaron's Send Off, By theNumbers

Locations: Fatburger, my House, the corner liquor store, the strand, shellbacks, the marine liquor store, the beach.
Average Fatburger meal consumed by each person: King Burger, cheese, egg, bacon, chili-fries, and diet-coke.
Drink consumed per person (roughly): 2 Sam Adams, 1 Stoli Lemonade, 2 pints of Bass at shellbacks, and 2 Elephant beers.
Total number of urinations (estimate): 15
Number of people with their pants and underwear off: 2
Underwear thrown in bathroom: 1
Wax bottles consumed (each): 1
Kings Players Seated next to us: 4 (Smolinski, Miller, Norstrom, and Emerson)
Places defiled by urine: The strand, the ocean, the beach, an apartment complex, some stairs and handrails, Aarons underwear.

EDITORS NOTE:Sorry to interrupt, but Jon, please, change your "nickname" to "jon", not "/images/jon.jpg". Thank you. Or give me your username and password and I can do it. Please please please!