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The Lard-to protein ratio here is off the hook in the quest for cheap yet edible!    Need me to bring a portable rice cooker?   Cooks the rice a lot nicer than with a pot.   Also Asian market rice is a lot cheaper than uncle bennies so I can grab a 5 lbs bag of rice.  I'm going to 99 ranch this evenening, so let me know.  Spagetti and meatballers is always a fan favorite.   Definitely agree on the beer stock last time.

As for the Fart-alot strategy, that one made me laugh because I didn't think of it first.  Four people would  be quite a symphony.   lol.  Not quite sure i'm convinced to stay in a room now!   It'll be alot better this time because I plan to bring clothes rather than wearing the muscle T's!