Alas, I have conjunctivitis, not Nintendo Nano-Engineered Sickness. The disease/virus that I had missed all growing up, the dreaded pink-eye, is now upon me.
And I have one of the reddest throats the doc has seen.
5 day antibiotics and eye drops (2 each eye, FOUR TIMES A DAY = sux) will fix me right up. Nothing exotic and after I reach this point of misery, I always think how it would have been better to go to the doctor right away.
Of course I also got a TB test for the school district and who knows WHAT they injected me with, so perhaps the crazy nights will continue!
PS I too was playing Wario DIY before my crazy DS game hallucination, so watch out Rudy, just in case. JIC, dude. JIC.