| The Mainland Is Losing One of Its Biggest Pussies

That's gonna be so awesome man. I believe I speak for the rest of us when I say that I for one am jealous as fuck. Please do me a favor and sometime while you're about to nail some hot chick who is sexily removing her coconut shell bra, think "this one's for jr0n."

I propose that we have a "Poi Con" at your place in a few months. We'll play a lot of games you don't even like and punch you in the neck for dessert.