| That's Rad!

Now the big question: What should we call you now? It's either gonna be 'Rick' or 'Turtle', but you need to stake a claim now because if you don't, Rudy will name you Smoxacox or something like that and that will be the end of it.

Remember to treat friends mo' betta, and stay away from native girls, Haole!

Finally, thanks to the interweb, it will be like you never left!

EDIT: OH SHIT!!! Look out for this!