| double H

There was this dude who worked at my job who was from Hawaii, and also he liked wrestling when he was a kid, so this other guy was like: "Hey, man. You know that wrestler? Triple H? I'm gonna call you Double H. Hawaiian Homo." Which he did continuously for the next week until the Hawaiian dude told him to stop being a natchface. I guess we could call Ryan that until something better comes along.

PS I am almost positive it was me that gave Enron's character the surname Smoxakahk. Not to be a jerk about it. Cruel jibes and psychological torment = Rudy, obnoxious cursing = Jon, put 'em together in a campaign and you got a winnar!

PPS Actually now that I think about it he kept calling the Hawaiian dude Double H until he got fired.