| Satire? I think not... I think.

This article would be just as much at home on this weird religious/culture/life site as it would The Onion.

While I am 90% sure the author is being sincere, it is so bad it actually reads like an amateur beat writer for The Onion.

It is worth a read because it is honestly very challenging to determine where this guy is coming from and if he really believes his statements are true. It is just so ridiculous...