Curt Schilling has all the time in the world to do whatever he wants right now. He has not even thrown a pitch this season. If you come across him in your virtual travels, tell him to knock the sand out of his vagina and pick up a fuckin' baseball.

Hopefully his virtual mans aren't as easily injured as he is, made-of-glass motherfucker (yes, I wasted an early draft on him in my fantasy league).