I believe yesterday was R Dubs Bday? Sorry I missed it d00d! Hope your fine classes all gave you wonderful gifts composed of such quotes like:
"Don't you yell Happy Birthday at my cousin!"
"I'm gonna blast you a Happy Birthday!"
"Oh my god (burp), that new freshman we (burp) have on the team is SOOOOOO HOT (burp)! My gift to you is to (burp) tell her to do mandatory backstroke (burp)!"
The last one is from Scott, obviously.