Attention, people with more vowels than consonants in their name:

My attendance is iffy at the moment due to some scheduling issues for early in the week. Trying to work it out, but as things stand, I'm at about a 20-25% chance of making it for those dates unless I can get some sweet jumps from certain hard ass professors and whatnot.

(Did I mention that my corporate finance prof only gives an A grade for 97% or above? Jesus Camp!)