How's Your Manly-Man Time Going, Jon?

1. Yesterday I ate McDonald's for breakfast and also played Mario Kart on the internet in the McDonald's.
2. Also I ate a quarter-pound of cheese and some spam-fried rice for dinner.
3. And got drunk.
4. And painted my little elephant-man's skin blue-grey.
5. I slept in a sleeping bag.
6. I ate spam-fried rice for dinner tonight, too.
7. On the other hand I did 30 push-ups so that probably worked off most of the calories.

Also I have a new official name for spam-fried rice. It is spam-FRIEND rice. Because it is my friend.

I have a whopping headache, urgh.

I sort of like sleeping in a sleeping bag.