Dude!

I need to have a talk with a few dead beats on my team. Uggg... I am the best. And by best, I mean, my guys suck. And by suck I mean what iz thiz pluzminuz? PIM? PIMento? And it is going to take weeks to recover from the savaging I received at the hands of Thibault. F'n turd. 5.66 GAA. Can you say leaky Fiset? Ahhhh... with a power house .857 Save %. RUle'D de la ice for two sweet games. Ass. All my guys are pansies.

D>M>

PS As usual, Elzar the Brute has the most Penalty minutes. Everytime I play fantasy Hockey with him, he has this burning need to oppress.