International Movie Piraters union

Speaking of movies, there's a place that sells nothing but sweet pirated movies for 1.25 usd. 1.25 won't get you the gloss paper that comes when you buy an original movie at Fry's! I'm temped to load the ol leather suitcase full of these un-ethical pirate goldmine, but I don't know if the Airport security will confiscate all of them. I think they are very high quality as well, not one of those bring-a-handheld copies that you find in New york street corners (ie, crooked screen, head silouette, background humping noise).

Anyways, i'd get you all some, but again, I don't want to have a record with the fbi as an international smuggler of dvds.

Any advice? You think they'll bust me? BTW Porno is not regulated, so I guess technically i can load up the suitcase with double DD actions, but after seeing some major ball-smelling-cum-dripping shots, i got severely turned off.

Jazz