The Ramones Rules

The Ramones' first Rule is: the Laws of Germany. I think they are grossly mistaken. The First Rule should be: Don't get acute muscle spasms in your lower back. I know this should be the first rule because I have the aforementioned malady. It is teh sux. I am a total drugged up invalid. Vicdodin as needed, 800mg of ibuprofin 3 times a day, muscle relaxers that I'm supposed to take 3 times a day that each dosage makes me feel like I took a sleeping pill. And I'm sleeping on the floor. Sweet.

Take care of your backs gentlemen. You only got one, don't take it for granted! Honor thy Backs!