Thursday, February 24, 2005

I Love Warhammer Quest

That being said, I think we need to play more of it. We need to have characters that hopefully survive from convention to convention and can grow to more than just a lvl 1 crapbag. After playing in SF I have had a small obsession with the game and have been reading the rules, trying to download the rules for the Warrior Packs (to no avail, anyone have them somewhere?) and we actually have the Troll Slayer, Wardancer, Elven Ranger and (*chuckle*) the Chaos Warrior, tracking down all the figures except the minotaurs, pulling out my Deathblow magazines I, II and III, and going through the box and looking at all the old characters we left in the box. Here are some of the character names we have used over the years, and I will leave out any real names to protect the innocent:

- Lord Giznad Deese Nüts
- Aelof the Elf
- Emosoy the Wizard
- Yosome the Wizard
- Yosome the Wizard II
- Julius Darbin
- Lillilof the Elf
- Geoff
- Veoff
- (blank)
- Gorni Gelnun
- Belgran the Bright
- Illithin the Elf
- Waclav Havel
- Bortz
- Partz
- Allison the Dwarf
- Sweet Tits the Barbarian
- Telnor
- Ragnar the Barbarian
- Wizard Barbarian
- Slave Dwarf Gonad IVth (Sex Dwarf)
- Dorf Goes Fishing
- Ass Rapier, Handler of Rope and Ernest Borgnine
- Ass Buckler
- MirCunt the Hun
- Dwarf Wid Bloo Ccuak Anhat
- Skankunt the Kunt Cunt the Cunt
- Slavel
- Utz the Bavarian II
- Wizass Oathbreaker
- Asself the Elf
- Sweetcakes the Dwarf
- Sventhor Biggifilinae
- Barkazor the Barbarian
- Wizass the Wizard
- F. Boots the Elf
- Fágnor the Dwarf
- Sorgum Head
- Boogalow
- Seludrian (written in large letters across this sheet are the words FUCK THIS GAME)
- Fluffy the Barbarian
- Monster Cunt
- Hyboryavich the Liche Bitch Whore The Bearded Clam
- Gimpor the Dwarf
- Boozenor Cunt-ageious-iclés


Good times, good times.