I love those hentai reviews.

Eric -- check your email.

Yesterday marked a new day in WoW -- me and Johnny's first duel! Pretty much since level 5 he's been talking smack about tearing up my gnome warlock. Here poor Borst is trying to cope with the loss of his friend Docnorvell and adjusting to his leadership role within the guild, spending most of his time bitterly staring into a mug at the Salty Sailor Inn in Booty Bay, and now he also has to contend with some punk long-hair paladin.

Well, finally something snapped in Borst. His heart went cold, and he'd had enough. He met this up-and-coming challenger in the camp of the dwarven explorer Nesingwary and fucking took him to school in a series of five or six matches. He shrank him, shot him with his death ray, and generally kept him running. After it was all over, he returned to his lonely seat at the Salty Sailor and resumed drinking, drinking the days away.

Seriously: those were fun matches man! You almost had me the one time. You'll be a much tougher challenge in two levels or so. And when you're with a level or two of me you will probably be beating me most of the time. That's the point at which paladins can heal themselves faster than most classes can dish damage out. 1v1 paladins can be pretty unstoppable.