Count every one of your blessings...
...that you never had to sit through the worst piece of shit movie ever made: The Cat in the Hat. I am stuck at the Marston's watching this thing and I swear, I have never seen something worse that this. I hate it. I hate it so much. Like the kind of hate and horrible feeling that you think will never end and then muse, "this must be what hell is like", kind of hate. I hate it.
It is just the fucking worst piece of peanut and corn filled, shitty piece of fucking shit ever.
I hate it.