More reasons to love teh matriz
Dude, we used to go to the worst movies together and have the tits bananas! What happened? Have you already succumbed to ex-major Ghouliani's eval powars? ELF POWAR! Anyways, I was reading some obnoxious forum posts at the IMDB.COM on Matrix:Reloaded, and someone pointed out that during the scene where NEO is talking to the ARCHITECT and that dude goes on about the horrors of the human race, you see on those monitors in the background Hitler, and other war scenes n shit, but then you also glimpse for a second both president Bushes as well as that photo of Rumsfeld shaking Sadaams hand- bahaha. Sure, the brother's w might be perv-s&m freaks, but at least they're maybe on our side, maybe. My side at least.
Friday, May 23, 2003
The Bloggest Hour
Hey Johnny... well following the rule of Johnny/Jon concordant movie opposition, you should DEFINITELY see Matrix 2 in the theater, because you will absolutely LOVE it. However, in my opinion it was a BIG PILE OF ASS. With like 2 good minutes. Which means you will like about 1,318 minutes of it....
New York is a fuckin' cool city except taking the subway gets beat after a while! Also I do not have access to my now-formidable collection of GURPS material, which is like my new power source. BTW, I have read through the entire GURPS Lite rulebook 2 times on assorted subway rides, so even if I am not attending KublaKon, I consider myself to be doing my part for gaming worldwide. Eric, cut out those GURPS dungeon hex maps when you get back 'cause brutha, we are gonna build us some 100-point Mages!
PS I also wanna play some BattleCry!!!!!!
Hey Johnny... well following the rule of Johnny/Jon concordant movie opposition, you should DEFINITELY see Matrix 2 in the theater, because you will absolutely LOVE it. However, in my opinion it was a BIG PILE OF ASS. With like 2 good minutes. Which means you will like about 1,318 minutes of it....
New York is a fuckin' cool city except taking the subway gets beat after a while! Also I do not have access to my now-formidable collection of GURPS material, which is like my new power source. BTW, I have read through the entire GURPS Lite rulebook 2 times on assorted subway rides, so even if I am not attending KublaKon, I consider myself to be doing my part for gaming worldwide. Eric, cut out those GURPS dungeon hex maps when you get back 'cause brutha, we are gonna build us some 100-point Mages!
PS I also wanna play some BattleCry!!!!!!
The Food in Fremont
The food here in Fremont is amazingly like our own, normal food, only slightly different. For example, Jael and I ate at an establishment that we would ccall "Fresh Choice", which in turn is very similar to "Soup Plantation". Anyway, here in crazy Fremont, Fresh Choice looks the same, tastes the same, but is instead called "Sweet Tomatoes". Intriguing!
Another thing about food in Fremont, Cocoa Pebbles seems to be the most abundant resource in this town. I deduce this from the fact that Jael has 4 boxes of it sitting on his kitchen counter... well three now that I finished one of them off....
The food here in Fremont is amazingly like our own, normal food, only slightly different. For example, Jael and I ate at an establishment that we would ccall "Fresh Choice", which in turn is very similar to "Soup Plantation". Anyway, here in crazy Fremont, Fresh Choice looks the same, tastes the same, but is instead called "Sweet Tomatoes". Intriguing!
Another thing about food in Fremont, Cocoa Pebbles seems to be the most abundant resource in this town. I deduce this from the fact that Jael has 4 boxes of it sitting on his kitchen counter... well three now that I finished one of them off....
So here I am in Fremont
Yeah, so I slept some this morning. I just couldn't sleep last night, I was all hyped up on coffee for the heinous drive. but anyway, my first impressions of this place: Jael has no landline telephone service, only cell phone and my phone gets really crappy reception here, so that's no good. The code to get into the gate for Jaels complex didn't work so he had to wake from delicious slumber and walk over to the gate to open it, he had cute sleepy-time-guy hair.
That is about all that has happened so far. More later. We are going to have some luncch so I will report on just how good or bad Fremont, CA food is.
Yeah, so I slept some this morning. I just couldn't sleep last night, I was all hyped up on coffee for the heinous drive. but anyway, my first impressions of this place: Jael has no landline telephone service, only cell phone and my phone gets really crappy reception here, so that's no good. The code to get into the gate for Jaels complex didn't work so he had to wake from delicious slumber and walk over to the gate to open it, he had cute sleepy-time-guy hair.
That is about all that has happened so far. More later. We are going to have some luncch so I will report on just how good or bad Fremont, CA food is.
DO IT!
Go see it in the theater Jael. It was tons better than X2, and at LEAST as good as the hobbit movies (I'd say better because it wasn't as long.) DO IT !!!
Someting Jahn will like: A Los Angeles judge has frozen the assets of Matrix Reloaded co-director Larry Wachowski. After reports Wachowski left his wife Thea Bloom for professional dominatrix, Ilsa Stix, his wife has gone to court in an effort to stop Wachowski giving away money. Bahah- what a dork. Thats why they wear those horrible leather outfits. Still liked it ok YOU JEYRKL!
Go see it in the theater Jael. It was tons better than X2, and at LEAST as good as the hobbit movies (I'd say better because it wasn't as long.) DO IT !!!
Someting Jahn will like: A Los Angeles judge has frozen the assets of Matrix Reloaded co-director Larry Wachowski. After reports Wachowski left his wife Thea Bloom for professional dominatrix, Ilsa Stix, his wife has gone to court in an effort to stop Wachowski giving away money. Bahah- what a dork. Thats why they wear those horrible leather outfits. Still liked it ok YOU JEYRKL!
Today is the D day
Tonight Kooblacon awaits...! Mass death and carnage shall be relived!
Jon: So how's NY coming? It sounds like your enjoying it. What are you doing up at 4:00 in the mo'nin? Share with us some of your adventures in the Jon NY Matrix! From the sounds of the movie, I'm definitely not going to go watch it in the theatres. If I remember I might rent it on video.
Aaronovich: Erics sleepin.. he couldn't sleep last night, propably from all the homoanal rapage, but I'm guessing he's gonna try to get some sleep this morning. Give me a call and lets talk about der plans. You can reach me on my cell phone homo! And what's this shit about LAN partying without an invite? Yo mama dickass!
Jael
Tonight Kooblacon awaits...! Mass death and carnage shall be relived!
Jon: So how's NY coming? It sounds like your enjoying it. What are you doing up at 4:00 in the mo'nin? Share with us some of your adventures in the Jon NY Matrix! From the sounds of the movie, I'm definitely not going to go watch it in the theatres. If I remember I might rent it on video.
Aaronovich: Erics sleepin.. he couldn't sleep last night, propably from all the homoanal rapage, but I'm guessing he's gonna try to get some sleep this morning. Give me a call and lets talk about der plans. You can reach me on my cell phone homo! And what's this shit about LAN partying without an invite? Yo mama dickass!
Jael
The Matrix: Re-shitty-movie-ed
What a piece of shit!
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
--bloodless action scene--
repeat x10
oh wait, x1000
Bend it like Beckham was better than that shit!
There were like THREE good shots:
1. The long shot of the stairs in the big fight w/ the French guy's troops where like three people were flipping from right-to-left. I keep thinking about that.
2. A couple of parts in the fight w/ all the Agents when Neal had the pole
3. I can't think of another one.
The funniest part was in the end where they have to blow up the power station (or whatever) to get inside the building and Morpheus talks for about ten minutes, then they actually attack the power station and it takes like 3 seconds to disable. It's kinda like they were all, "Let's do the end of Shaft, but in a dumb way."
The fights had NO sense of danger. They repeated shit that was super-cool from the first movie (especially the shot of Morpheus jumping way high in the air when he's on the truck) and it just looked recycled. The dialogue was TERRIBLE TERRIBLE.
And that ending was a joke. OOH, the guy who CUT HIS HAND is gonna come after us now!
...I'm really surprised by how much I disliked this movie, actually. I really have no interest in seeing the sequel.
Anyway, I'm in NY for an extra couple days, coming back Saturday night. I hope everybody has a great time at Booblacon! Except Rudy... have a good time at your salsa class buddy... pick up them MILFs!
Love, Jon
Plus if you squeezed somebody heart to bring them back to life you would NOT want to kiss them because they would probably IMMEDIATELY start throwing up.
What a piece of shit!
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
--bloodless action scene--
repeat x10
oh wait, x1000
Bend it like Beckham was better than that shit!
There were like THREE good shots:
1. The long shot of the stairs in the big fight w/ the French guy's troops where like three people were flipping from right-to-left. I keep thinking about that.
2. A couple of parts in the fight w/ all the Agents when Neal had the pole
3. I can't think of another one.
The funniest part was in the end where they have to blow up the power station (or whatever) to get inside the building and Morpheus talks for about ten minutes, then they actually attack the power station and it takes like 3 seconds to disable. It's kinda like they were all, "Let's do the end of Shaft, but in a dumb way."
The fights had NO sense of danger. They repeated shit that was super-cool from the first movie (especially the shot of Morpheus jumping way high in the air when he's on the truck) and it just looked recycled. The dialogue was TERRIBLE TERRIBLE.
And that ending was a joke. OOH, the guy who CUT HIS HAND is gonna come after us now!
...I'm really surprised by how much I disliked this movie, actually. I really have no interest in seeing the sequel.
Anyway, I'm in NY for an extra couple days, coming back Saturday night. I hope everybody has a great time at Booblacon! Except Rudy... have a good time at your salsa class buddy... pick up them MILFs!
Love, Jon
Plus if you squeezed somebody heart to bring them back to life you would NOT want to kiss them because they would probably IMMEDIATELY start throwing up.
Thursday, May 22, 2003
No R&B, No Bruce Almighty
Sorry, no dice Jael, we are NOT taking a break from pillaging and plundering Burlingham to go see Ace Ventura 4: God Detective plays Tupak's Greatest Hits. We are here to game, and spend our little incomes willy-nilly throughout the gaming world, and maybe pick up some hookers, but no strip clubs either. Games. Games. Games.
As far as I am concerned, the plan of attack is that I am leaving my hizouse @ 7 or 7:30 tonight, shoot up the 5 and wake you from sweet slumber sometime around 1 or 2am. Then I will chill the next day and paint the rest of my Skaven....
I'll email my cell-phone # tonight, or I'll just call you from the road.
Booblacon awaits!
Sorry, no dice Jael, we are NOT taking a break from pillaging and plundering Burlingham to go see Ace Ventura 4: God Detective plays Tupak's Greatest Hits. We are here to game, and spend our little incomes willy-nilly throughout the gaming world, and maybe pick up some hookers, but no strip clubs either. Games. Games. Games.
As far as I am concerned, the plan of attack is that I am leaving my hizouse @ 7 or 7:30 tonight, shoot up the 5 and wake you from sweet slumber sometime around 1 or 2am. Then I will chill the next day and paint the rest of my Skaven....
I'll email my cell-phone # tonight, or I'll just call you from the road.
Booblacon awaits!
1 mo day till kenvunshen tlyme!!!
will the excitement never cease? i want to watch bruce almighty as well... there is a free concert in oakland on sunday, R&B, and lots of cool stuff to do!~!!
Elric, why are you not posting?
Aaron, why are you not posting?
someone fucking post I say! the deadening silence is harsh... so harsh... I feel soo alone in this vast thyberthpace universe
Jael
will the excitement never cease? i want to watch bruce almighty as well... there is a free concert in oakland on sunday, R&B, and lots of cool stuff to do!~!!
Elric, why are you not posting?
Aaron, why are you not posting?
someone fucking post I say! the deadening silence is harsh... so harsh... I feel soo alone in this vast thyberthpace universe
Jael
The Matrix has my fucking ears
finally saw it! yeah for me. it was cool! fucking loud- omg, i cant believe how obnoxious the music through the credits was. i think eric41851@aol.com was on to something with his weird rule about playing mellow classical music in the car after crazy loud punk shows. you sit through 2 hours of LALaLALALALALABAMAMAMABAABNAABNAANANAN and then they take it up a notch when you try to watch the credits. ugh. after the credits was the MATRIX 3 preview- it looks really bad after just watching matrix 2- i'm sure it'll be alright, but it looks so "EXACTLY MORE OF THE SAME" ugh- my ears still hurt.
have fun this weekend guys! i was so tempted to call eric all day and say "TAKE ME" but i know he wouldnt believe me so eh. HAVE FUN!
-The (6th) One
PS did i mention my head hurts? BONZO GOES TO BITBURG!
finally saw it! yeah for me. it was cool! fucking loud- omg, i cant believe how obnoxious the music through the credits was. i think eric41851@aol.com was on to something with his weird rule about playing mellow classical music in the car after crazy loud punk shows. you sit through 2 hours of LALaLALALALALABAMAMAMABAABNAABNAANANAN and then they take it up a notch when you try to watch the credits. ugh. after the credits was the MATRIX 3 preview- it looks really bad after just watching matrix 2- i'm sure it'll be alright, but it looks so "EXACTLY MORE OF THE SAME" ugh- my ears still hurt.
have fun this weekend guys! i was so tempted to call eric all day and say "TAKE ME" but i know he wouldnt believe me so eh. HAVE FUN!
-The (6th) One
PS did i mention my head hurts? BONZO GOES TO BITBURG!
Wednesday, May 21, 2003
Tex Mex Grill
Elrock dont bring Lord of the Rings confrontation, I gots it. Johnny: if you dont find a copy, or want to wait I have a copy of aquire here. Elrich: if you want to visit me in SF during the day I could step out of the office for an hour or so. Some of the other people do not have qualms about it so I may take an extended, "where the hell did he go", lunch if you are about. If not.. Oh well. If I can think of any game I want to play I will tell you.
My list o shit.. (All the ones with asteriks I intend to bring unless otherwise noted by you two punks)
*Iron Dragon
Tikal <-- No one seems to want to play it anymore
*Lord of the Ring: Confrontation
*Honor of the Samurai
*Lord of the Fries
*Giganten <-- Eldick will sabatoge it, but I will still bring it
*Aquire
*Rosinkonig
*Richochet Row Butt.... Its not a Bow butt.
*Circvs Maximvs <--- I can bring it Elrock
GOOTMU <--- Elfuck Won't play it
Rail Baron
Zirtz
Java
Democrazy
Castle
Cartegena
*Pirateer
Elrock dont bring Lord of the Rings confrontation, I gots it. Johnny: if you dont find a copy, or want to wait I have a copy of aquire here. Elrich: if you want to visit me in SF during the day I could step out of the office for an hour or so. Some of the other people do not have qualms about it so I may take an extended, "where the hell did he go", lunch if you are about. If not.. Oh well. If I can think of any game I want to play I will tell you.
My list o shit.. (All the ones with asteriks I intend to bring unless otherwise noted by you two punks)
*Iron Dragon
Tikal <-- No one seems to want to play it anymore
*Lord of the Ring: Confrontation
*Honor of the Samurai
*Lord of the Fries
*Giganten <-- Eldick will sabatoge it, but I will still bring it
*Aquire
*Rosinkonig
*Richochet Row Butt.... Its not a Bow butt.
*Circvs Maximvs <--- I can bring it Elrock
GOOTMU <--- Elfuck Won't play it
Rail Baron
Zirtz
Java
Democrazy
Castle
Cartegena
*Pirateer
Who cares if anyone at work "believes" you = Cuz my bossinators a dick ass?
They don't want you to just take a day off. It's an intangible threat. But we can meet up for lunch for sure. I can even lend you my gym card if you want to go swimming, play basketball or work out. There's a few places I'd suggest, Great Mall Parkway, Scenario hobbies, winchester mansion, Visit SF using FART, There's the MOMA museum, Sony Center, China town, I dunno... I have maps, guides, and stuff that you can use. We'll chat more when u come tomorrow.
I meant to say crimson skies. that sounds like a cool game yo.
er... what else.... thas it i guess....
Jael
They don't want you to just take a day off. It's an intangible threat. But we can meet up for lunch for sure. I can even lend you my gym card if you want to go swimming, play basketball or work out. There's a few places I'd suggest, Great Mall Parkway, Scenario hobbies, winchester mansion, Visit SF using FART, There's the MOMA museum, Sony Center, China town, I dunno... I have maps, guides, and stuff that you can use. We'll chat more when u come tomorrow.
I meant to say crimson skies. that sounds like a cool game yo.
er... what else.... thas it i guess....
Jael
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