Wednesday, July 23, 2014

| Wazzoo?

eLzar, that would drive me nuts too. That type of tic just grates on my nerves. Sucks the GRE pretty much ignored your request :(

Also, it this really a thing?...

When I tell people I’m going to a pheromone party I am told the following nugget: "Pheromones? Oh, a friend of mine, before she goes on dates, she rubs her vaginal juices behind the backs of her knees as a sort of cologne." Squirt your wazzoo behind your knees. Boys like wazzoo. They smell it. Boom. Boys move unconsciously towards you as their Cro-Magnon brains are short-circuited by so-much heady wazzoo aroma. Source