"It's raining."
"Men. Hallelujah!"

This morning the wife offered to put coffee in my travel mug while I was playing with the kid. Super nice! So later in the car I pop that bad boy open and take a swig. BLEAH! She'd put in salt instead of sugar. Not a taste sensation. It was an accident, but honestly I was kind of hoping it was intentional... you would have to admire that level of dick move.