| Suggestion...

Fuck that.  iRude and iArt should make their bread and you cook up some toilet wine!

Clearly, I will not be able to make it.  I will be here, living it up in crappy, crappy paradise.

Come to Maui!  My iGirlfriend and I have a couple of spare beds.  If you get here, you can stay for the puny sum of free.