Wool penises, I can handle. TNT shenanigans and my need to "protect" my ore stash in my personal inventory or to bury chests to keep people from stealing (meanwhile risking it spelunking or being discovered) are just two examples of something I would like to avoid.

So, Pump, penis the place up. I'll just make horrible "Pastrami Curtain" vagina statues out of bloodstone and dirt in your borg cube. I may even fashion an anus too and have lava flow out of it.

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