| Sons of Bitches

You are all sons of bitches that happen to be attending Kubla today and tonight. Just because I have a family that I don't want to leave on Thursday night gives you assholes no right to go and start having fun without me.

Buncha' single, unmarried, heathen, jerkfaces who answer to no one but yourselves.... such audacity!

As punishment, you will all play me at Combat Commander - not as a group, as a series of painful, painful one off matches.