(wrote this in about 5 min so... it's about that good)

Script:
Me: Hey, Dude, there's too many guys at the Con
Jon: Why, there's spandex woman
Me: I just don't feel comforable
Jon: Let's go grab some Hot dogs and Gravel pizza!
Me: Ok.

(sing along, sing with the song)


Too many Dicks at the Man con...
Too many Dicks at the Man con...
too many dicks!
Too many Dicks at the Man con...
too many dicks!
Too many Dicks at the Man con...
too many dicks!

Gamin at the Hyatt
Dungeons Dragons come try it
we'll make you roll for I-nit
all you can do with Orks is fight it
Roll a 10, you'll get a hit
Roll a 20, you'll get a crit
Feel the hotdogs and take a sh*t!

Goin to the con with the guys
Playing games, rollin dies,
Vaseline when your hands are dry!
Break a miniature, he'll (dennis) definitely cry

All you playas in the game,
The ho's and bitches are not the same,
There's vikings and pirate dames,
With Double D's and magic flames

Point at the sky
Look at the fly
Look out for the trap
it's Bob, the Ham Man guy


Ok... creativitys stopped.. I'm outa here.