Cheers and Jeers: Burlingheim Edition!
Cheers to Bruno, he made a game!
Jeers to whoever left the Pizza-Licious Pringles in the room! They are hideously delicious.
Cheers to the Coca-Cola corporation! I left a half-drunk liter of Diet Coke in the fridge almost two weeks ago. It tastes like I just bought it an hour ago.
Cheers to Denis for his two-hour bathroom breaks! When Aaron and I stayed the extra night, pushed behind the toilet we found something that could shed light on this mystery... a crumpled, folded pile of withered skin, dry to the touch, in the exact form of our Vespa-driving compadre!
Jeers to this list, fuck this.