This just in.. Halliburton has "misplaced" a reported 3.1 BILLION-FUCKING-DOLLARS in sold/liquidated assets in the past few years when Dick Cheney was CEO. Aparently they are being investigated and sued for illegal accounting practices and intentional misrepresentation.

Personally, I think it's funny that people are even shocked about it.

But.. this is as good as ever of a time to let loose with a classic "owned" picture, no?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!