Ancient DM bias revealed!!!

In the process of cleaning my room, I found the following piece of paper. I feel pretty bad about this blatant plotting and scheming, so I'm posting it publicly in repentance!


Ideas: Killing off Brother Simon (Mike)

1. Secretly offer bounties to other players (Rudy?) (real money?)
2. Holy symbol explodes (don't explain)
3. Create weapon that does 5x damage vs. clerics
4. Everyone has to make Cha checks or die
(make rolls secretly)
(only roll for Simon)
5. B.S. & Felix have to wrestle for fun on the ship, Felix accidentally breaks his neck
6. Tell everyone a wizard has made it so saying a certain word will kill you, then it's the first word Mike says, even if other players have said it

- character sheet
1. Burn?
2. Tear?
3. Feed to dogs