I think that last game would have been more entertaining to watch than play. Oh the lousy virtual rolls! Never trust a computer to create random numbers for you. Anyone know exactly how random numbers are generated in a computer?

I say if you are going to fail spectacularly, you should own it. Roll some real dice and take the humiliation like a man! Amen!

If I learned anything from that game it's this:
Fate does not like showboating elves who "leap" over the opposing line and run all the way down the field to the thrower... by himself.
Those wishing to send flowers to the recuperating elf contact Eric.

Curse you sidestep!!!