To Mike Motorbyke

Here is the deal: I need your current address. I thought I had it, then when I sent something to it the mail was returned undeliverable, probably because you had a hold on your mail while you were at the dig you told none of us about. Anyway, thats why you have no silly wedding magnet.

Also, I called your parents house and they didn't answer and have not returned my message requesting your address.

Last I checked, your hotmail account was disabled.

So how the fuck am I supposed to get a hold of you?