Today in the History Books

Mar 11, 1979
Kings defenseman Randy Holt picked up an NHL-record nine penalties and 67 penalty minutes in one game. They all came in the first period of a 6-3 loss at Philadelphia.

Mar 11, 2003
Eric Hess just realizes what the vagina in the armpit reference made by Steveimsteve refers too. At first, he was thinking some twisted Cthulhu-esque reference to a movie he had never seen, then it hit him, its about Jael's website joke. Eric feels like the sharpest tool in the shed.