AAAARRRR! MATEY!
I needs me Segway so's I can walk 'round faster than wi' me peg leg! Aaaar! I'm glad ye be a salty sea dog too young J-El! Sorry to hear 'bout yer sea legs, but jus' so yous know, sailing always be a way for fast plumb tuckerin' and the way to take the swagger from yer ball sack - storm at yer back or no! Here in the salty isles we know jus' bout everything there is to know about the sea -- don't you forget to eat yer limes! (or yer fillet o' fish!) Also, thought I'd correct yer terminology a lit'le bit, me lit'le fishy. 'Watch the boomer' act'ly means, 'Watch out, I'm about to swing me tackle in yer general direction.' Jus' as well yer got home when yer did, young J-El, seems the cap'ain were making a play at yer.

Scurvy Mike