Saturday, August 23, 2003

oh i just shaved my balls. for you ryan, yes!
Mmmm... Rocky Mountain Ryan Oysters

So how many of you have received the Sobig.F virus in your email folder? I had 40 message. Sweet. I guess Sobig.F is the fastest growing virus ever. Fargin bastages. What is even more frightening is that this is the sixth strain of this virus, each one more effective than the last. The author built in an expiration date into the virus. Probably will write a new one more refined and release it into the wild again. As usual, do not open ye olde attachments.

I love my apartment complex, they have decided for the umteenth time to disconnect the water to do plumbing work. Today.. No hot water. Boiler work. Yee ha, Jester's dead

Lizzie's Nipples
Track 14

We'll shave our heads for you, dude.
My Balls Are Cooked

I helped Eric set up some antennas (sp?) in Fullerton the other day on top of a Radison hotel. On the roof are some signs which read something close to the following: "Employees: Stronger than normal radio waves are present. Please avoid any prolonged exposure." Yikes! There are also carcasses of many pigeons who presumably met their untimely demise because of said exposure. Anyway, ever since that day, my balls hurt. It could be a hernia, I guess, but it's probably cancer. What a shitty way to go.

Friday, August 22, 2003

all i see is racial facials

If you guys are interested in race levels from Arcana Unearthed, they've put up race levels for all the "vanilla" 3rd ed classes at Monte Cook's website. Pretty cool! (For some definitions of cool.)

Thursday, August 21, 2003

imnaction team again redxuz

You guys ever go to that vegetarian restraunt "The Spot" down in Hermosa? I'd been there a few times back in my Camino days, and I remember loving it, and I just thought of it again. The have a website: www.worldfamousspot.com

Coolage. I gotta go back there again. I remember lovin' their veggie-burritos.
naked news, omg

i dont know if you guys have ever seen it, but im watching a NakedNews stream right now for the 1st time. PRETTY FUCKING WEIRD. Its like news, but the women talking (with a straight-face the WHOLE time) strip down to nothing and just stand there naked talking about the news. WHOA.
actually, yes. that IS a tumor.

im just about to put up a beat-cd of mine thru cafepress to check it out and see how it comes out. im probably going to price it at $12.00 (so i make a whoppin 3 fuckin bucks profit!) if strangers buy it, but if any of you wanna get it, i'll probably do a bulk order which will make them like $6 bucks a pop. BUT, first i wanna just order 1 to see how the quality of the packaging and cd comes out. the base price is friggin $8.99! Thats a lot, but since I have $0.o0 in my pocket, i gotta go with what'll work. Just givin you guys a heads up. Im not trying to be a cheap jerk either. i could always just burn you the music, but it just seems like it'll be cool if its all packaged nice. im photoshoppin away as we speak. go seabiscuit.

Added: I was also thinking of doing that bulk order (15+ copies) and then sending a few to
cdbaby.com If you guys aren't familiar with them, its a pretty cool independent cd-store kind of thing, where you send them your cd and for a one-time fee of $35.00 they setup a little website for it (cdbaby.com/yourname) and they sell it, keeping only $4.00 per cd sold. So, if I priced my cd for $12, I'd make $8 (minus the cost of the cd.) But then, if it cost me $6 bucks in the first place (from stupid cafepress) then I'm REALLY barely making $2 bucks. ugh. Seems like the exposure from cdbaby is pretty nice though (strictly SMALL numbers though, you know.) Maybe I can just send a few over there for the hell of it, and stir up some interest. I dunno. Just using this blog to "vocalize" some schtuffin.

-Dave Grayvis

Wednesday, August 20, 2003

we better find the spool in time or the blood is on our hands

Mwa haha!! That cracked me up.

Aeryk the Ancient! Wanna play Warhammer Quest or something tonight? I got a big game jones. I haven't seen another human except for coworkers in like five days. Anyway, I'll give you a call after work....
didnt get that job

yet. They said they were gonna have a meeting about the applicants on friday, and call everyone early this week, but i just called and it turns out the HR lady is on vacation. SO, the guy told me to expect a call Tuesday morning. You guys dont understand how nervous i've been all week. What a waste. At least its not a "NO", yet anyways. We better find the spool in time or the blood is on our hands.
A Pop Star's recording spool has gone missing and must be found before midnight - otherwise a 'take over' of the Pop Star's empire will go into effect. The race is on to find the spool before it's too late.
blurst day

It's been a long string of shitty movies at work, but they just keep lowering the bottom of the barrel. Guess most of the good titles are out, so now they're releasing everything in sight.

The piece of shit that wrecked my whole day was called "Give My Regards to Broad Street" and it's an ill-fated Paul McCartney movie from the mid-'80s. Ah, yes. Whether we're watching boring, gloomy people snipe at each other about a missing tape, or watching assholish-looking Sir McCartney perform tunes from his crappy solo repertoire, or enduring a 15-minute, no-dialogue period piece set to a Muzak-like version of "Eleanor Rigby," this movie redefines what shit the cinematic arts can crumble to. The whole plot is revealed as an extended dream sequence from the beginning, rendering the entire thing singularly futile.

If I ever meet that little cunt I'm gonna punch him in his fucking ass-face.

Tuesday, August 19, 2003

Ick

CNN Article
Jeez... let me think about this for a minute

I won't ever hold the elevator door again with my head ever again, if THAT can happen! Sheesh what was I thinking. Perhaps I'll try using my hand or something. That way, i might only lose an appendage. (Am i being a little insensitive? it just all sounds a bit on the impossible)

So anyhow, anyone looking for awesome cellphones, Amazon.com is the place to go with lots of rebates with a new activation. I just got my Motorolla T721 free after rebate. They also have a PDA/dig cam/cell phone Nokia 3650 also free. Check it out at Amazon.

Aaron, there's gonna be a whole lotta traffic driving down to LA. Any ideas on how we can beat it? I can't get off work early unfortunately. I was thinking, why don't we hang out in fremont for a bit and just go really late instead, like after dinner. Thoughts?



I want this car



Heh- but THIS bug actually looks pretty cool. I don't really know how to drive Manual though- in theory, I can do it, and I've driven stick a *little* but gosh, seems like with my luck, maybe I outta stick to automatic.