Maybe your first tweet should've been, like, "My name is Rudy and I'm here to RIOT!" Or, too on-the-nose?

I forgot that you had a twitter account but you're pretty active! Maybe I should set up one of them things. Well actually i have one but it's with a totally ridiculous account name and I only tweeted like twice.

In the course of writing this post I got really excited about and then tired of Twitter.