| I'll take the hit

All right ya pansies, listen up. Last year Denis stepped up to the plate and delivered on some Basic D&D action. This year I'm gonna do it and I'm gonna do it right. Here's how it's gonna go: the game is Basic D&D, the level is 2nd (level up the old characters if you have 'em, otherwise we'll roll new ones). Level-draining monsters, instant death traps, unfairly balanced encounters, this is going to be brutal. We'll play until the elven bitch (or whatever) gets rescued or the last body drops. Is that good enough for you fucking wimps or am I going to have to put up with a bunch of crybaby bullshit!?