Dude it's Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy! Nothin sick about them, they are 2 very popular characters FYI.

It was either Jon or Something Awful that linked to some harry/draco fanfic and the story was like Harry Potter was being a male prostitute on Daigon Alley bahahaha. I forget what was up with Draco but it definately involved fucking Harry.

Anna-Nicole Smith is dead! This was pretty funny. Like within minutes of her death ppl defaced her Wiki. I lawl'd.